Contents

• 'Fonso (My Hot Spanish (K)Night)
• (Got-Ta Have) Something In The Bank, Frank
• (I'll Be Glad When You're Dead)You Rascal You
• Act Naturally
• Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin'-Well Dead
• An Englishman Needs Time
• Are My Ears On Straight
• At The Ball Of Kirriemuir
• Auntie Maggie's Remedy
• Beans In My Ears
• Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo
• Big Head
• Big Six
• Black Pudding Bertha
• Boomps A Daisy (Lawrence Wright)
• Burlington Bertie From Bow
• Charlie Is My Darling
• Chicka Boom
• Chickery Chick
• Cinderella Rockafella
• Constantinople
• Crazy Tune
• Crazy Words
• D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
• Do The Hucklebuck
• Everything Stops For Tea
• Fanlight Fanny
• Fattie Bum Bum
• Feet Up
• Felix Kept On Walking
• Forty Fousand Frushe's
• Frigid Air Fanny
• Gather In The Mushrooms
• Hannigan's Hooley (Come Into The Parlour)
• He Forgot To Come Back
• He Played His Ukulele As The Ship Went Down
• He's Dead But He Won't Lie Down
• Hep Dee Hootie-Cutie Wootie
• High Hopes
• Himazas
• Honolulu Rock-A-Roll-A
• Hullabaloo And Custard
• I Can Wiggle My Ears
• I Never Cried So Much In All My Life
• I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Ice Cream
• I Wan'Na Be Like You
• I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate
• I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
• I've Never Seen A Straight Banana
• In My Little Bottom Drawer
• In The Old Bazaar
• It's A Grand And Healthy Life
• It's Hard To Be Humble
• Johnny Reggae
• Knees Up Mother Brown
• Lazybones
• Let's All Sing Like The Birdies Sing
• Mama Don't Want Any Peas Andrice Andcoconut Oil
• Manana
• Margate
• Marrow Song (Oh! What A Beauty)
• Me And Jane In A Plane
• Meet The Gang
• Minnie The Moocher
• Minnie The Moocher's Wedding Day
• Mouldy Old Dough
• Mrs Binn's Twins
• Much Binding In The Marsh
• My Ding A Ling
• My Old Man's A Dustman
• Nellie The Elephant
• Never Smile At A Crocodile
• Nobody Loves A Fairy When Forty
• Paddington Bear
• Pepys' Diary
• Puttin' On The Style
• Rhymes
• Shaddap You Face
• Shall I Be An Old Man's Darling
• She Taught Me How To Yodel
• Stick It On The Wall Mrs Riley
• Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
• Take Her To Jamaica (Where The Rum)
• The Ballad Of Bonny And Clyde
• The Ballad Of Jack The Ripper
• The Biggest Aspidistra In The World
• The Cannibal's Menu
• The Chipmunk Song
• The Doughnut Song
• The Market Song
• The Night The Floor Fell In
• The Thing
• The Whelk Song
• Three Little Fishies
• Toast
• Walter! Walter! (Lead Me To The Alter)
• When I'm Cleaning Windows
• When You Come To The End Of A Lollipop
• With My Shillelagh Under My Arm
• Yes We Have No Bananas
• You Can't Chop Your Poppa Up In Massachusetts
• You've Got The Wrong Rhumba